Tag: valentine's day
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Love — February 14, 2025
🧩 Today’s Puzzle Pieces 🧩Pay For Play💰Get Over You🎶Fat-Ass Update🍑 THE DAILY UPDATE Love is confusing. This is a lesson I learned very early on. In first grade, a girl named Robin started hanging around me during our free time in Mrs. Winkler’s class. The details are a bit hazy, but hey, there’s about 44…
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Random Stuff — February 10, 2025
🧩 Today’s Puzzle Pieces 🧩Shuffle🎤The Best🎶Eternal☀️ THE DAILY UPDATE Some thoughts on a rainy Wednesday: Something I’m grateful for today: My massage chair. Best damn investment of an expected bonus from a side-bidness client ever. Song of the Day: Wish You The Best, by Lewis Capaldi Meaningful lyric from the S.O.T.D.: I wanna say I…
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Eternal Sunshine, 20 Years Later
I have been told that I tend to romanticize romance and, thus, have an unrealistic view on how romance actually works. And to be fair, if this is true, I come by it honestly. I grew up in the era of rom-coms in which heart-sick lovers won the girl back through grand acts that involved…
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Stuck Balls — Feb. 1, 2023
🧩 Today’s Puzzle Pieces 🧩Raccoons 🦝February 💘Man Nips 🕺 Today I bring you the story of a raccoon who got his balls stuck to railroad tracks. But the reason you think I’m bringing you this story is not the reason I’m bringing you this story. You think I’m bringing the story of the raccoon Neil…