Missing Ne — August 3, 2024

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Bad Bosses🧑‍💼
My Editor✏️


THE DAILY UPDATE

Three Little Things To Notice and Be Grateful For:

  1. Basketballs.
  2. Sun showers.
  3. Smiles.

Pursuit of Wordle Godhood: Today’s result: Five. Disappointing, considering where I started.

Wordle 1,141 5/6

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Pursuit of Connections Godhood: Today’s result: PERFECTO!

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The song in my head when I woke up today: Three Little Birds, by Bob Marley

Favorite line from the song in my head when I woke up: Don’t worry about a thing/’Cause every little thing is gonna be alright

Errands Tunes: I actually left my property today to run some errands. Feeling a little more human now that I’m not COVID contagious anymore. Songs from John’s Ultimate Chill Song Compendium accompanied me.

  • Best of You, Foo Fighters
  • With Or Without You, U2
  • Breaking Inside, Shinedown
  • Against The Wind, Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band
  • Broken Wings, Mr. Mister
  • No Woman, No Cry, Bob Marley
  • Surface Of The Moon, Del Amitri
  • Colder Weather, Zac Brown Band
  • New Slang, The Shins
  • Found Out About You, Gin Blossoms
  • Dream On, Aerosmith
  • We Can Always Come Back To This, Hannah Miller
  • Ashes of Eden, Breaking Benjamin

Something I’m looking forward to today: Well, it’s late in the day, but I’ll be grilling chicken breasts for fajitas later, and grilling is always something to look forward to.

Something I’m looking forward to in the next seven days: Wifey Poo joins me in the 50 club tomorrow.

Something I’m grateful for from yesterday: Being non-contagious and, though I still felt pretty shitty, seeing Boy The Younger play basketball again.

What I’m writing: Today’s two crappy pages involved re-writing a story for a Johnny Boy Marketing client because they wanted a different angle on this story about compliance with Medicare and Medicaid laws. Yes, it’s that exciting.

What I’ve written: What Type of Bosses Do Employees Leave?


Not many people give a crap about what I write. I wish it were different. As I’ve (ironically) written about before, writing to me is an act of creation. To have so few people give a crap about what I write is like bringing my new baby to a family party and having everyone say, “Yeah, but have you brought anything … interesting?” But that’s the fate for most everything I write.

It wasn’t that way for my aunt.

Aunt Ne (pronounced “knee,” short for “Nanette,” which I evidently couldn’t master as a toddler) died a month ago, and I still am feeling the loss pretty heavily. One of the things I miss most is how much she enjoyed reading my writing. These (almost) daily missives were can’t-miss material for her. And when I wrote a new book or short story, she always volunteered to edit it. I have several near-publication-ready things because of her effort and editorial eye.

The other day, I finished writing something, and my first thought was, “I need to send this to Ne.” Yeah, ouch.

I often joke on here about my regular readers (hey you three). Except it’s not three anymore. It’s two.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it really make a sound? If a writer writes his heart out and no one is there to read it, did he really even write?


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