Hats — September 9, 2024

brown fedora hat in selective focus photography


🧩 Today’s Puzzle Pieces 🧩
Avril Still🎶
Ghostbuster Reference👻
My Roles ⚾


THE DAILY UPDATE

Three Things I Am Grateful For Today:

  1. The pizza-and-football combo.
  2. Screened-in porches.
  3. Shop-vacs.

Pursuit of Wordle Godhood: Today’s result: That I got this in three on a Monday is a credit to my Wordle Godliness.

Wordle 1,178 3/6

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Pursuit of Connections Godhood: Today’s result: PERFECTO! Getting the purples first always makes me happy.

Connections
Puzzle #456
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The song in my head when I woke up today: I’m With You, by Avril Lavigne. Evidently the angsty Canadian has crawled into my morning brain

Favorite line from the song in my head when I woke up: Isn’t anyone tryin’ to find me?

Baseball Tunes: The drive to the baseball game yesterday was done to songs from my Chick Singers playlist.

Something I’m looking forward to today: I’ve got a long list of to-dos that I hope to get to-done.

Something I’m looking forward to in the next seven days: Boy The Younger and the choir he’s in are singing Take Me Out to the Ballgame at the Cardinals game on Tuesday night.

Something I’m grateful for from yesterday: That my baseball team actually played better, though we still lost.

What I’m writing: Yesterday’s Two Crappy Pages involved no writing. That’ll change today.

What I’ve written: Crossing the Streams: How behavioral science enhances automated underwriting


So many of us wear so many hats. I was thinking about all the hats I wear, so I decided to list as many as I could in five minutes. Here we go.

  • Husband
  • Father
  • Father-in-law
  • Senior writer for corporate communications, RGA
  • Business owner, Johnny Boy Marketing
    • Video producer, Fluid Motion Dance Academy
    • Writer, Northwestern University Masters in Engineering programs.
    • Medical writer, AHA Media
    • Twice-weekly newsletter writer, News-B-Nuts
  • Author/fiction writer
  • Blogger, Puzzle Known As Life (this stupid thing)
  • Baseball coach
  • Commissioner, The Waffle House Fantasy Baseball League
  • Commissioner, The Drum For Shriners Fantasy Football League
  • Commissioner, NCAA tournament
  • Commissioner, NCAA college bowl challenge
  • Dungeon Master, new D&D group, starting Oct. 4
  • Household repair guy
  • Driving instructor, 15-year-old Boy The Younger
  • Amateur chess enthusiast
  • Reader
  • Music lover
  • I.T. Guy, home
  • I.T. Guy, mother-in-law
  • Poker game organizer
  • Friend and Encourager-in-Chief
  • Core Four and Fab Five family group chat organizer/encourager
  • Wanna-be improv guy (someday I’ll be able to get back to that)
  • Basketball coach (possible, depending on need this winter)
  • Cross-country fan (of one runner, at least)
  • Family graphic designer
  • Dog bather
  • Lifter/mover of heavy things
  • Patient
  • Dishwasher emptier

I’d love to see your list. Email me at johnagliata@gmail.com


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