Fog Moment — September 17, 2024

green pine trees covered with fogs under white sky during daytime


🧩 Today’s Puzzle Pieces 🧩
Back to Burnin’🎶
Car Narc🚗
Commute Scene🌫️


THE DAILY UPDATE

Three Things I Am Grateful For Today:

  1. Baseball player nicknames.
  2. Levelers.
  3. Family Guy.

Pursuit of Wordle Godhood: Today’s result: Six, and this took me far too long after getting the second, third and fifth letters.

Wordle 1,186 6/6

⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Pursuit of Connections Godhood: Today’s result: Seven. Had to pause after chasing the yellows. Got the purples second!

Connections
Puzzle #464
🟩🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟨🟦🟨
🟩🟨🟨🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩

The song in my head when I woke up today: Burn Me Once, by Bella White

Favorite line from the song in my head when I woke up: He thought it’d be nice to hold the eyes I can’t see

Commute Tunes: Spent my commute listening to the Mega podcast. If you’ve ever been in an evangelical Christian megachurch, you need to listen to this satire … unless you’re still in an evangelical Christian megachurch and get offended easily when people poke fun at the absurdities that sometimes go on there.

Something I’m looking forward to today: It’s Taco Tuesday in my household. Boy The Younger started this a few weeks back. We rotate among the Terrific Three, and it’s my week to come up with the recipe. Fish tacos it is, my friends.

Something I’m looking forward to in the next seven days: It’s a baseball weekend, and we better win a freaking game.

Something I’m grateful for from yesterday: A good baseball practice with my team.

What I’m writing: Yesterday’s Two Crappy Pages involved a bunch of editing for my day job.

What I’ve written: Your Car Is Selling You Out


My hometown in Suburbia, New York, was known for fog. I didn’t realize how foggy it tended to be there until I moved to the Midwest and driving by following the yellow edge line of a road all of a sudden wasn’t a thing. As such, I have an appreciation for fog, which is something I never thought I’d write in my lifetime, but here we are.

My commute to work takes me across the Missourah River. Where I make the crossing (which makes it sounds as if I’m floating across, Oregon Trail-style) is in a bit of a valley, and so it is prone to fog.

This morning’s commute was absolutely beautiful. A thick layer of fog settled into the depression in the land, and the sun was rising, big and orange, in the eastern sky. There are moments in my life where I pause and just appreciate the scenes of natural beauty unfolding before me. This was one of them.


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