Advice Must Be Right
My name is Lucy Robertson-Rosenblatt. I am a conservative woman with a husband, Chaim, and one child, Esmerelda Constance Robertson-Rosenblatt, age 6. I have been an avid reader of advice columns since I was a girl growing up in the middle-class section of Greenwich, Connecticut. I quickly realized something about the world’s leading purveyor of wisdom, “Dear Abby” Abigail Van Buren: She’s wrong. All the time. Now I’m here to set the record straight.
Correcting Abby’s Mistakes, One Letter at a Time
Introduction: A woman who has two intimate partners in her lifetime — and especially one who has two intimate partners in the same bed — was obviously raised by horrible parents, and the sex fiend’s children should be freed from the depravity of the entireContinue reading “A Response to Parent of a Sex Fiend in Colorado”
An Introduction: When you are given a gift from a family member, there is no excuse ever to get rid of it. And there is less than no excuse to be a bow hunter. DEAR ABBY: Several years ago, when my daughter and her hubbyContinue reading “A Response to Ungrateful Mother in, Eww, Florida”
An Introduction: It is never OK to have relations with your cousin. Never. Ever. To do anything to legitimize such contemptable actions is worthy of hellfire and damnation. The Letter: DEAR ABBY: When I was 16, my cousin “Mary” came from Georgia to New YorkContinue reading “A Response to Cousin-Lover in Oklahoma”
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Hi, I’m Lillie. Previously a magazine editor, I became a full-time mother and freelance writer in 2017. When I’m not spending time with my wonderful kids and husband, I love writing about my fascination with food, adventure, and living a healthy and organized life! Read more