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Heartache sucks. Knowing you’re not alone in your pain makes it suck less. That’s why the heartache song is such a powerful device. Those who have been there are putting into lyrics your pain and your heartache and your feelings of longing or regret or loneliness.
As with all Listicles, this is merely the writer’s opinion on what’s tops in this category. It’s meant to stimulate conversation and vehement disagreement and possibly even random acts of violence. Submit your favorite Songs to Sooth a Hurting Heart to johnagliata@gmail.com or leave them in the comments.
No. 10: I Will Always Love You — Whitney Houston
Heartbreaking lyric: Bittersweet memories/That is all I’m taking with me
No. 9: Ghost in Your Heart — Bad English
Heartbreaking lyric: I stare at your reflection/And sometimes see my face/I remember you/You remember too
No. 8: Here Without You — 3 Doors Down
Heartbreaking lyric: I’m here without you, baby/But you’re still with me in my dreams/And tonight, it’s only you and me
No. 7: My Immortal — Evanescence
Heartbreaking lyric: You used to captivate me by your resonating light/Now, I’m bound by the life you left behind/Your face it haunts my once pleasant dreams/Your voice it chased away all the sanity in me
No. 6: I Will Remember You — Sarah McLachlan
Heartbreaking lyric: It’s funny how we feel so much but we cannot say a word/
We are screaming inside, but we can’t be heard
No. 5: The Trouble With Wanting — Joy Williams
Heartbreaking lyric: If I can’t have the cake/And I can’t eat it too/I guess the sound of your voice and the ache/It’ll just have to do
No. 4: Broken — Seether, featuring Amy Lee
Heartbreaking lyric: The worst is over now and we can breathe again/I want to hold you high, and steal my pain away
No. 3: Against All Odds — Phil Collins
Heartbreaking lyric: I wish, I could just make you turn around/Turn around and see me cry/There’s so much I need to say to you so many reasons why/You’re the only one who really knew me at all
No. 2: Need You Now — Lady A
Heartbreaking lyric: Guess I’d rather hurt than feel nothing at all
No. 1: I Can’t Make You Love Me — Bonnie Raitt
Heartbreaking lyric: I’ll close my eyes, then I won’t see/The love you don’t feel when you’re holding me
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