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Gamifying War: Where Are They Now?
Nearly 20 years after the U.S. turned Iraqi’s Most Wanted into playing cards, many of the captured have been released or died while in custody, but several remain at large.
A U.S.-led coalition stormed into Iraq on March 20, 2003, ostensibly to seek and destroy the weapons of mass destruction our intelligence showed most definitely, 100%, no-doubt were strewn all across the country.
There was just one problem: The American public wasn’t exactly sold on the invasion. Sure, it was fine to go into Afghanistan and pound the Taliban. The tie between them and the 9/11 hijackers was irrefutable. But Iraq? It certainly seemed to many that George W. Bush was trying to complete a mission started by his father in 1991.
This skepticism came despite military luminaries such as Colin Powell making the case on live TV with detailed spy imagery showing that there, again, most definitely, 100%, no-doubt were WMD’s in Iraq and that those WMD’s were meant to harm the United States.
So the U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA), a component of the Department of Defense, pulled out a familiar marketing tool to help sell the war: Gamification.
Companies have been gamifying stuff for years. There’s the tried-and-true toy in the box of Cracker Jacks, the mazes and word searches on the back of cereal boxes and the secret decoder rings kids could get with the right number of proofs of purchase to unlock exclusive content via radio shows.
While we were just a few years past the release of Playstation 2 and Xbox 360, the DIA went old-school with its propaganda to help sell the second Gulf War and created what it called “personality identification playing cards.”

Each card depicted a different Iraqi baddie with a complicated name, and news reports started to be filled with news of “the capture of the jack of spades” or “the surrender of the nine of hearts.” It was a great way to make a war seem more like a night out with the boys playing poker and less like a questionable invasion of another’s sovereign territory with absolutely zero provocation. Plus, when you reduce a human being to a game piece, it’s much less icky to think about a laser-guided bomb wiping them off the face of the planet (along with their wife and five kids).
With the 20-year anniversary of the beginning of our invasion coming up next year, I thought it would be interesting to do some research and find out what happened to those depicted on the playing cards. The idea was spurred by the fact that my wife found a deck of these things while cleaning out some of her parents’ stuff.
So I dove into the depths of the internet and, in the process, created one whopper of a questionable search history for Big Brother to consider, should they be watching. What I found was interesting.
- Of those on the 58 cards, we captured and/or killed 54 of them.
- A good number of those folks we captured were eventually released, most fleeing Iraq and settling in places like Jordan and Germany.
- A lot of those we captured died while in U.S. custody, which appears to have more to do with the fact that these folks generally weren’t young when the war started and we held many of them for a very long time.
- A few of these folks were actually proven right. Several testified in advance of the invasion that there were no longer WMD’s in Iraq. These folks were ridiculed in the media and imprisoned for a lot longer than that it took us to not find squat.
- Only one was ultimately taken out by COVID.
- One guy died a really, really horrible death.
The cards had something of a priority rank to them. The aces were high-value targets — think Saddam Hussein and his sons. The 2’s and 3’s? Some of them appear to just have chosen really poorly whom to associate with.
So let’s start at the fates as of mid-2022 of Iraq’s Most Wanted.
The Dead
Aces
Saddam Hussein, president – EXECUTED
- Captured, 2003
- Sentenced to death for crimes against humanity in the killings of Shiite villagers in 1982, 2003
- Executed by hanging, 2006.
Qusay Saddam Husayn, son of Saddam – KILLED
- Killed in a standoff with the U.S. Army, 2003
Uday Saddam Husayn, son of Saddam – KILLED
- Killed in a standoff with the U.S. Army, 2003
Abid Hamid Mahmud, presidential secretary – EXECUTED
- Captured, 2003
- Sentenced to death for organizing a crackdown against banned political parties that included assassinations in the 1980s and 1990s
- Executed, 2012
Kings
Ali Hasan al-Majid, AKA Chemical Ali, chief of Iraqi intelligence service – EXECUTED
- Accused of using chemical weapons in attacks against Kurds in the 1980s and 1990s
- Captured, 2003
- Convicted, 2007
- Executed by hanging, 2010
Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri, RCC vice chairman – DIED
- Reportedly killed in an airstrike during a combined operation of Shiite militias and Iraqi forces, 2015.
- However, video surfaced of him talking about events that happened after that airstrike.
- Died, 2020.
Queens
Muhammad Hamza Zubaydim, Retired RCC member – DIED IN CUSTODY
- Reportedly responsible for torture and murder in the suppression of the 1991 uprising
- Featured in a video kicking and beating captives
- Captured, 2003
- Died at a U.S. hospital in Baghdad after complaining of chest pains, 2005
Jacks
Ibrahim Ahmad Abd al-Sattar Muhammad, Armed Forces Chief of Staff – DIED IN CUSTODY
- Captured, 2003
- Died of cancer while in custody at Al-Karkh Hospital in Baghdad, 2010
Tens
Latif Nusayyif Jassim, Ba’ath Party military bureau deputy chairman – DIED IN CUSTODY
- Captured, 2003
- Sentenced to life in prison for the 1999 murder of Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Muhammad Al-Sadr
- Died of a chronic illness at a Baghdad hospital, 2021
Taha Yasin Ramadan, vice president/RCC member – EXECUTED
- Captured, 2003
- Sentenced to life in prison, 2006
- Sentenced to death after appeals court said original sentence was too light, 2007
- Executed, 2007
Nines
Rukan Razuki Abd al-Ghafar, Head of Tribal Affairs Office – KILLED
- Killed by an airstrike, 2003
Mizban Khadr Hadi, RCC member – DIED IN CUSTODY
- Surrendered, 2003
- Died in custody from terminal illness, 2020
Taha Muhyi Al-Din Maruf, vice president/RCC member – DIED
- Captured, 2003
- Died in exile in Amman, Jordan, 2009
Eights
Tariq Aziz, Deputy Prime Minister – DIED IN CUSTODY
- Surrendered, 2003
- Died of a heart attack in the city of Nasiriyah, 2015
Sultan Hashim Ahman, minister of defense – DIED IN CUSTODY
- Captured, 2003
- Died in custody from a heart attack at Nasiriyah Central Prison, 2020
Hikmat Mizban Ibrahim, deputy prime minister and finance minister – DIED IN CUSTODY
- Captured, 2003
- Died in custody due to lack of his heart medications, though another source cites cancer, 2012
Sevens
Watban Ibrahim Hasan, half-brother of Saddam Hussein, president advisor – DIED IN CUSTODY
- Captured while trying to flee to Syria, 2003
- Handed over to Iraqi authorities with the expectation of execution within a month, 2011
- Died in custody of natural causes, 2015
Ayad Futayyih Khalifa al-Rawi, Quds forces chief of staff – DIED IN CUSTODY
- Captured, 2003
- Died of a stroke while in custody, 2018
Zuhayr Talib Abd Al-Sattar, director of military intelligence – DIED
- Surrendered, 2003
- Died in Amman, Jordan, 2020
Sixes
Husam Muhammad Amin, head of National Monitoring Directorate – DIED
- Captured, 2003
- Released, 2005
- Died of COVID complications in the United Arab Emirates, 2021
Sabawi Ibrahim Hasan al-Tikriti, presidential adviser, half-brother of Saddam Hussein, leader of the Iraqi Secret Service in 1991 – DIED IN CUSTODY
- Captured and turned over by Syria to Iraqi forces, who turned him over U.S. forces, 2005
- Sentenced to death, 2009
- Died of cancer, 2013
Fives
Barzan Ibrahim Hasan, Saddam Hussein’s half-brother, presidential advisor, leader of the Iraqi secret service during the 1991 Gulf War – EXECUTED (really, really badly)
- Captured, 2003
- Executed by hanging, during which he was decapitated by the hangman’s rope after errors calculating his weight and the length of rope needed for the drop from the platform.
Abd Al-Baqi Abd Karim Al-Sadun, Ba’ath Party branch command chairman – DIED
- Captured, 2015
- Sentenced to death, 2016
- Died after being admitted to a hospital for eye surgery, 2021
Fours
Yahya Abdallah al-Ubaydi, Ba’ath Party branch command chairman – KILLED
- Killed, 2003
Threes
Saad Abdul-Majid, Ba’ath Party branch command chairman – DIED
- Captured, 2003
- Released and left Iraq, 2005
- Died, 2021
Sayf al-Din Al-Mashhadani, Ba’ath Party branch command chairman – KILLED
- Captured, 2003
- Taken from an Iraqi prison and executed by ISIS, 2014
Fadil Mahmud Gharib, Ba’ath Party brand command chairman – KILLED
- Captured, 2003
- Some sources say he was taken from prison and killed by ISIS, 2014
Muhsin Khadr al-Khafaji, Ba’ath Party branch command chairman – DIED IN CUSTODY
- Captured, 2004
- Died in custody, 2017
Twos
Ghazi Hammud, Ba’ath Party brand command chairman – DIED
- Captured, 2003
- First of the Most Wanted to be released, 2005 (because of poor health)
- Died of colon cancer, 2007
Adil Abdallah Mahdi, Ba’ath Party branch command chairman – DIED IN CUSTODY
- Captured, 2003
- Died of kidney failure, 2004
Released
Queens
Barzan Abd al-Ghafur Sulaiman Majid, Special Republican Guard commander
- Captured, 2003
- Released, 2020
Muzahim Sa’b Hassan al-Tikriti, air defense forces commander
- Captured, 2003
- Released, 2012
Tens
Hamid Raja Shalah, Air Force Commander
- Captured, 2003
- Last prisoner of war from the Gulf War to be released, 2007
Abd al-Tawab Mullah Huwaysh, deputy prime minister
- Captured, 2003
- Released, 2006, and believed to reside in Germany
Nines
Jamal Mustafa Abdullah, husband of Saddam Hussein’s youngest daughter, deputy head of tribal affairs –
- Surrendered, 2003
- Released from al-Hoot prison, 2020
Eights
Walid Hamid Tawfiq, governor of Basra
- Surrendered, 2003
- Released from al-Hoot prison, 2020
Sevens
7: Mahmud Dhiyab, Minister of Interior
- Surrendered, 2003
- Released, 2012
Sixes
Amir Rashid Muhammad al-Ubaydi, AKA “Missile Man,” presidential adviser, former oil minister
- Surrendered, 2003
- Released, 2012
Muhammad Mahdi Salih, minister of trade
- Captured, 2003
- Handed over to Iraqi authorities, 2010
- Found not-guilty of all charges, 2012, and left Iraq.
- Reportedly living in Amman, Jordan.
Fives
Huda Salih Mahdi Ammash, AKA “Mrs. Anthrax“
- Weapons of mass destruction scientist
- Only female in the deck
- Received her doctorate in microbiology from Mizzou in 1983
- Surrendered, 2003
- Released, 2005
- Left Iraq, 2005
- Sentenced in absentia to 15 years for embezzling public funds, 2016
Fours
Humam Abd al-Khaliq Abd al-Ghafur, minister of higher education and scientific research
- Captured, 2003
- Reportedly, when Americans arrested him, they threw him to the ground and a soldier stood on his head and neck, permanently disabling him.
- Released, 2005
Twos
Ugla Abid Saqr, Ba’ath Party regional chairman
- Captured, 2003
- Released, 2013
Released?
Sevens
Amir Hamudi Hasan al-Sadi, presidential scientific adviser
- Known as “the organizational genius behind the Iraqi superweapons program”
- Insisted before the war that Iraq had destroyed such weapons
- Surrendered, 2003
- Reportedly released, 2005, though some doubt the authenticity of that report

In Custody
Kings
Aziz Saleh al-Numan, Ba’ath Party branch command chairman
- Captured, 2003
- Transferred to Iraqi custody and sentenced to death, 2011
- There is no report his execution has taken place
Queens
Kamal Mustafa Abdallah Sultan, secretary of the Republican Guard
- Surrendered, 2003
- Sentenced to death for his role in suppressing the 1991 uprising, 2011.
Fours
Muhammad Zimam Abd Al -Razzaq, half-brother of Saddam Hussein, Ba’ath Party branch command chairman
- Captured, 2004
Samir Abd Al-Aziz, Ba’ath Party branch command chairman
- Captured by Kurdish forces near Mosul, 2003
- Sentenced to life in prison, 2004

At-Large
Kings
Hani Abd al-Latif Tilfah, director, special security organization
- Known as an expert in torture
- Some sources say he was captured in 2004 and acquitted of charges in 2011.
- Most sources say he remains at large.
Jacks
Sayf Al-Din Fulayyih Hasan Taha Al-Rawi, Republican Guard chief of staff
- Captured, 2004
- Freed while being transferred to Baghdad by British mercenaries looking to collect $500,000 reward after a sniper shot a mercenary and a firefight ensued.
- At large as of 2022.
Rafi Abd Al-Latif Tilfah, director of general security
- At large
- Posted on a list of 60 Most Wanted People in Iraq by Iraqi authorities, 2018
Tahir Jalil Habbush, Iraqi intelligence service –
- At large, with a $1 million reward for information leading to his capture
- Believed to have been in Syria and played a direct roll in day-to-day operations of the insurgency against U.S.-led coalition forces.
Twos
Rashid Taan Kazim, Ba’ath Party regional chairman
- Iraqi government says he was arrested in 2006, but the BBC reports he’s still at large.
- U.S. government has announced a $1 million reward for anyone who helps in leading to his arrest.
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